Sorry to be a little morbid here, but when you think about all of the different ways you could leave this old planet, this sounds like a pretty fair method, doesn't it?
What: Keller Williams Realty St. George "Death By Chocolate" Grand Opening and Silent Auction Event. Chocolate beyond your wildest dreams and a KILLER silent auction to benefit the "Dove Center". I'm still reeling from missing out on a Cannondale Mountain Bike that went SUPER cheap!
Where: Keller Williams Realty St. George - 1624 S. Convention Center Dr. St. George, Utah
Who: Friends and Clients - you know who you are!
RSVP: email@example.com. See you there! (or here?)